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Esther // 19 // IB graduate, UF undergraduate
Born and Raised in Nigeria | Currently residing in Florida
I believe a person's physical space is a reflection of their mind, and my room's a mess.

jedjustis:

devildoll:

here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument

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Sep 1 / 40 minutes ago with 104006 notes

phobias:

mondays

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soulbots:

This cat looks like it was sculpted out of frozen yogurt.

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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wereinfinite:

 

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leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

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Sep 1 / 3 hours ago with 458509 notes

theshiningd:

GET THAT WEAK ASS SHIT OUT OF HERE.

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Sep 1 / 3 hours ago with 49897 notes

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

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Sep 1 / 4 hours ago with 644924 notes

feriowind:

brainbubblegum:

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I wasn’t able to draw at the time the Pacific Rim sequel was announced, so to compensate, I animated all the drift compatibles dancing horribly in celebration of the upcOMING ANIMATED SERIES 8V

OH MY GOD THIS IS PURE GOLD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

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sgdsugar:

A defining moment in children television history.

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rawr0609:

suklaapupuakachocolatebunny:

washed—up:

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

I weep for humanity

I’m seeing a trend of officers who are rewarded with thousands of dollars for brutally attacking innocents

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Sep 1 / 6 hours ago with 125954 notes

flyartproductions:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

teaforyourginaa:

solipsismbitch:

death-on-tuesday:

writtenly:

tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS

WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT

WE SMILE 

AND CANT STAY STILL

AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO

I CAN CONFIRM

Seriously I do this. And then it’s like I lose a little bit of air and I just can’t. Asdfhhjkl.

Isn’t this the movie Trust, where that girl talks to this guy online, and she goes to meet him and it turns out that he’s like 40 and then he rapes her?

lol yes^

well then……

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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